19 de agosto de 2008

Las Aventuras del Inspector Pepe Llantas y el Quique

Funcionario molesto agrede a reportero
No le parece una nota y le propina cuatro empujones*
TICUL.— Molesto (encabronado) por una nota publicada, el inspector de Transporte Municipal, Enrique Medina (alias El Quique), agredió la madrugada de ayer al reportero (JAJAJA) Sergio Chi Chi (alias Chochi) y le propinó varios empujones durante el baile del grupo Cañareal (los del pipipipipi) en la feria de Pustunich. El inspector, evidentemente alcoholizado (andaba pedo pues), reclamó a nuestro colaborador por la nota que se publicó anteayer a causa del conflicto entre taxistas y mototaxistas, en el que los declarantes pedían al alcalde (Ucan...calas) que interviniera en el caso ya que el personal de Transporte no tiene la capacidad para solucionar el problema(y muchos más). En la nota los mototaxistas acusaron a José Luis Llanes Poot(Alias Pepe Llantas, Pepe Le Pu...to, Pepeyonson, etc.), director de Transporte Municipal, de favorecer a los taxistas porque tiene dos vehículos (el calabazo y la ranger) trabajando con ellos y que los inspectores no tienen la capacidad para regularizar el servicio colectivo en el municipio.Esas declaraciones de líderes mototaxistas (puro mafioso) molestaron a Enrique Medina, quien al calor de las copas (mas bien cahuamas) quiso provocar un enfrentamiento a golpes (se agarraron a madrazos pues) durante el baile, en el que Sergio Chi buscaba una entrevista con los grupos participantes (porque además de la nota roja, le gusta reportear la onda de la farandula y las estrellas).Ese día, el inspector, acompañado de su director, José Luis Llanes Poot, se acercó al "reportero" (comillas del editor) y con empujones lo retaba a pelear (escupe, escupe).En tono agresivo En tono agresivo, Medina dijo “Te pasaste de m........, (mamon, maricon) en tanto empujaba en repetidas ocasiones a Chi Chi, quien tras lo sucedido ayer acudió a la 14 Agencia del Ministerio Público con sede en Ticul para interponer una denuncia penal contra el funcionario público.La denuncia quedó asentada con el número 000976/2008. Atendió al "reportero" el titular de la agencia, licenciado Miguel Ángel Tugores Sánchez.Tras hacer sus declaraciones el caso fue turnado a la Policía Judicial para que se iniciara la averiguación previa.En entrevista telefónica, el alcalde Manuel Ucán Castillo dijo que no estaba enterado del caso (como siempre y para no variar). Dijo que al llegar de Mérida (o sea, despues de dar el rol por la gran plaza)averiguaría “cómo está la situación, y se tomarán cartas el asunto en caso que sea necesario”.— CEM (Diario de Yucatán, 16 de agosto 2008)

En las imagenes podemos observar a Pepe Llantas en plenas negociaciones con la mafia de taxistas y mototaxistas. En la otra imagen podemos ver el momento que el "reportero" Chochi (conocido en su casa como Sergio Chi) interpone su denuncia por la agresión (cuatro chingaos empujoncitos).


*NOTAS DEL EDITOR DEL FLAGELO VERSION BETA

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